[PrintOwners] [OFF] You might be a Pseudo Graphic Designer if........ (jokes)

[Charles A. Lincoln]

Here are some of my personal favorites.

... if you LOVE using upper case script fonts

... if you insist on 2 spaces after every period (because your 9th  
grade typing teacher said so - in 1970 - on an IBM Selectric)

... if you think that converting fonts to outlines is a religious term

... if when proofing a job you oooh and ahhh at the layout, but  
neglect to check for
spelling, errors and omissions

... if you call a .pdf a .pfd

... if you call any adobe product adobe (instead of acrobat, indesign,  
photoshop, etc)

... if you say MAC OS EX (instead of OS10)

... if you complain the finished printed color does not match what you  
saw on your monitor (which happens to be a 1998 viewsonic)

... if when proofing your card on screen you keep pointing and  
touching the monitor thus getting your greasy
fingerprints all over it (my personal pet peeve)

... if you call any pc program windows ie: "what did you create the  
file in" (response) "Windows"

... if you love using 2k .gif files for your large format printing  
projects

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Charles Lincoln
ADVANCE PRINTING COMPANY
612 30th Avenue
Fairbanks, Alaska 99701
(907) 451-1111
fax (907) 451-4511

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