[PrintOwners] Black hole up 287% year over year-- profit tip
QKCONSULT at aol.com
QKCONSULT at aol.com
Thu Aug 16 12:26:05 EDT 2007
In a message dated 8/16/2007 12:06:57 PM Eastern Daylight Time,
clc at crownmax.com writes:
Do you get an itemized bill for your Pizza? Dough $2.00, Sauce $1.00,
Toppings $5.00, Pan Rental $2.00, Oven Heat Charge $2.00 and on and on and
on and on???
Yes, new 3-bedroom, 2 bath home with 2-car garage and pool.... $425,000:
Breakdown:
Lumber $126,540 (mostly bamboo and willow)
Upgraded lumber package.... $179,000
#10 Nails...... $325.00 (cheap)
Roof trusses... $29,000 designed to withstand maximum sustained winds of 45
mph
Roof Truss upgrade package.... $38,000
Shingles... $19,000 (minimum curl and leakage)
Metal Roof.... $32,000
Non-rusting metal roof..... $47,000
plumbing fixtures general, $950.00
Two toilets, w/o seat covers, special price..... $125 each
Wood stove, with gas backup...... $900.00
Drywall,.... unfinished.... $27,000 (finishing is extra and subject to
availability of illegal immigrants)
Stucco, unpainted.... $46,000 (prison finish; if fancy finish requested add
$19,000 additional)
Anticipated Buyer alterations... $128,000
Lighting fixtures...... candle holders in all rooms..... $4,800 (candles
additional)
Hand pump activated fresh water well $976.00
Plumbing required to bring water into house.... $18,000
etc., etc.....
John Stewart
The Quick Consultant
_www.quickconsultant.com_ (http://www.quickconsultant.com/)
321-727-2442
Cell: 321-794-6259
2110 S. Dairy Road
West Melbourne, FL 32904
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